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Samajwadi Party Feud

History of Yadav family Whatsapp group. Mulayam Singh Yadav created Samajwadi Party group. Added brother Shivpal Yadav. Added second brother Ram Gopal Yadav. Added son Akhilesh Yadav. Added Daughter-in-law. Mulayam made Akhilesh Yadav the admin. Things were going decent until Mulayam made the mistake of adding a friend to this whatsapp group. Added Amar Singh. Amar sent too many forwards, videos and good morning messages. Obviously pissed off a few people. Akihlesh voiced his opinion because his data was getting used up thanks to the stupid forwards. Akhilesh removes Amar Singh from the group. Mulayam removes Ram Gopal Yadav. Akhilesh adds Ram Gopal Yadav. Akhilesh removes Shivpal Yadav. Mulayam adds Shivpal Yadav. Mulayam adds Amar Singh. Situation is tense. Mulayam removes Ram Gopal Yadav. Mulyam removes Akhilesh Yadav. Mulyam realises that he removed the admin. Bad call, whatdapp group is going down. Mulyaam adds Akhilesh Yadav. Mulayam adds Ram Gopal Yadav. Akhilesh removes Mulayam... Cocktail For Big Ideas "What's that drink you're mixing" the stranger asked the bartender in the upscale Tex-Mex bar. "I call it a lil' Texas Shooter", said the bartender as he continued to mix up several batches of the drink. "What's in it ?" asked the stranger. "Sugar, milk and rum." said the barkeep. "Is it good ?" asked the man. "Sure is senor." said the bartender smiling. "The sugar gives you pep, and the milk gives you plenty of energy." "And the rum?" asked the stranger. "Hell man. That gives ya plenty of ideas what to do with all that pep and energy." quipped the bartender. Bar     Had It All This morning I was sitting on a park bench next to a homeless man. I started a conversation by asking him how he ended up this way. He said, "Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had TV and Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library. "I was working on my MBA on-line. I had no bills and no debt. I even had full medical coverage." I felt sorry for him, so I asked, "What happened? Drugs? Alcohol? Divorce?" "Oh no, nothing like that," he said. "I was released from prison." Funny     Cheap Hearing Aid Morris realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt unwilling to spend much money. "How much do they cost?" he asked the salesperson. "That depends," he said. "They run from $2.00 to $2,000." "Let's see the $2.00 model," said Morris the miser. The salesperson put the device around Morris' neck. "You just stick this button in your ear and run this little string down to your pocket," he instructed. "How does it work?" asked Morris. "For $2.00 it doesn't work," the salesperson replied. "But when people see it on you, they'll talk louder." Doctors     Clever Dog! Somehow a dog gets lost in an African Jungle. As he is finding his way a lion spots him. The lion thinks since the dog is so small he will be easy prey. When the dog sees the lion he gets extremely scared and starts to run but he sees some bones and gets an idea. As the lion approaches, he says " Mmmm, that was some good lion." The lion immediately realizes this dog is a lot tougher than he though and runs off. But there was a monkey in a tree watching the whole time. The monkey decides if he tells the lion what had happened the lion might reward him. so he tells the lion and the lion tells him to come with him to take down the dog. As the lion and monkey approach the dog the dog sees them and gets an idea then turns his back towards them pretending he didn't see them stand when they come into the hearing distance he says " Wheres that darn monkey? I told him to bring that lion here hours ago!"